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“Call the Ambulance”

London, December 2025


When they checked his pockets

not to see how he died

but who he was before

when he was, just alive

They found;

one chocolate coin

two keyrings, blue keys

one vial of shells

including a bee,

one Fitbit device

that showed no b.p.

as lifeless as him

one pack: Rothman blue

cellophane in place

one lighter from Amsterdam.

A dried-up magic marker

Receipt for a half

Elasticated suede gloves

That smelled of old pine needles

His neck of faint sandalwood

His trousers of fresh urine.

The irony that his phone

Now dark pristine slab of glass

Contained everything to know

About his lost life, his past

No longer available

Because

He would, I think, have laughed at the tragedy

of being hit by a blue-lit ambulance

that then ran him over, crushed his fingertips

which meant that no-one could get into his phone.






"An untitled cinquain"

Broadstairs, November 2025


My old

College local

Charges more for a pint

Than they did forty-six years ago

Bar-stads.





“Sika”

Nara, Japan, September 2025


The deer are very organized.

They will surround you.

They do not use zebra crossings.

They are deer.

They will bow to you for crackers

They do not like being teased

They will nut you in the knackers.

They will hurt.

Show no fear.

Though there are

many deer

They are messengers from the Gods.






"Holding Out'

Marylebone, June 2025



While they waited for his dog to die

She placed her life on pause

A spark of life 'hind milky eyes

Weekend trips to old Warsaw

While the bugger's endless tries

In Rugby had become a chore

While she waited for his man to die

She dreamt of turning over leaves

Of copper, gold and alibis

and wiled away the time they thieved

And fantasised

life in St Ives

Before she joined them through that final door.






"This is David Dunn"

Sherington, May 2025



Six months after David Dunn

Stacked cricket bats and golf clubs

Walking sticks and five or so

silent sticky radios

Not a man who drank in pubs

The remains of David, done.


Nothing much was left behind
Once the flocking carrion crows
Flew away with all that shone
leaving the condolence card
sent by his chiropodist,
by the photo of his bridge.


His study has been left untouched
By those who do not care at all

for civil engineering or
fading holiday souvenirs
"The Steel designer's manual"
"Out and about in Monmouthshire".







A bio, of sorts.

Nick Goodall has won innumerable prizes for his poetry, and his work is published widely. 


Although almost entirely unknown to over eight billion people worldwide, his poems are known by only marginally fewer. 


He considers paid-for competitions evil, draws a crowd, and is competitively priced. 


His motto today is “Poems do not have to be profound, or long, and can be funny. Its okay”. 


He recently ended a twenty-year relationship with Mark Zuckerberg but has been seen with him lately, but doesn't want to make anything of it, so asks that you respect his privacy at this time. 


Currently lightly-bearded, he is often invisible, or at least, unrecognisable.

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