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The "That's enough showing off" Tour, Spring 2025


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Nick Goodall has won innumerable prizes for his poetry, and his work is published widely. Although almost entirely unknown to over eight billion people worldwide, his poetry is known by only marginally fewer. He considers paid-for competitions evil, draws a crowd, and is competitively priced. His motto today is “Poems do not have to be profund, or long, and can be funny. Its alright”. His recently ended a twenty-year relationship with Mark Zuckerberg and asks that you respect his privacy. He is currently clean-shaven which makes him unrecognisable.

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