August
Canterbury, Saturday 30.
September
On tour in Japan. And Canada.
October
Whitstable, Thursday 16.
"On and on and on"
They scribble in Net Cafés, they mutter in old sheds,
With coffee or with rhubarb, wriggling word worms in their heads,
To chase big competitions, and longing to be read
Oh the ache, no mistake, of a poet’s grand ambition
They wobble onto platforms with tremulous grace,
Reciting all their verses all over the place,
In hopes of a smattering of claps to their face
And a whiff of some passing submission.
They’re posting on Substack, they’re X-ing in rage,
They polish their couplets, and prep for the stage,
Their chapbooks for sale have words on every page
All lovingly hand-stapled glory.
On and on and on again!
They gesture and gasp with poetic disdain,
Then check if they’re trending or mentioned by name
Yes it’s on and it’s on and it’s on again!
Oh praise me, applaud me, please admire my form,
Declare me subversive, or cutting, or warm,
I’ll curtsy ironically into the storm
Pretending I don’t need the cheering.
But frankly I do — it’s my literary glue,
I need you to gasp at my faux déjà vu,
To nod at my sorrow and marvel it’s true,
While I bask in your cultured endearing.
On and on and on again!
With sonnets and stanzas I strive to attain
A moment of worth in a world that’s insane —
So it’s on and it’s on and it’s on again!
So here’s to the poets who prattle and pine,
Who rhyme to be loved and who ache to define
A world that ignores them in orderly line
We perform… then we sulk… existentially.
On and on and on again!
With borrowed emotion and overused pain,
We scribble, submit, and submit it again
Yes it’s on and it’s on and it’s on again!
Broadstairs, August 2025
"Holding Out'
While they waited for his dog to die
She placed her life on pause
A spark of life 'hind milky eyes
Weekend trips to old Warsaw
While the bugger's endless tries
In Rugby had become a chore
While she waited for his man to die
She dreamt of turning over leaves
Of copper, gold and alibis
and wiled away the time they thieved
And fantasised
life in St Ives
Before she joined them through that final door.
Marylebone, June 2025
"This is David Dunn"
Six months after David Dunn
Stacked cricket bats and golf clubs
Walking sticks and five or so
silent sticky radios
Not a man who drank in pubs
The remains of David, done.
Nothing much was left behind
Once the flocking carrion crows
Flew away with all that shone
leaving the condolence card
sent by his chiropodist,
by the photo of his bridge.
His study has been left untouched
By those who do not care at all
for civil engineering or
fading holiday souvenirs
"The Steel designer's manual"
"Out and about in Monmouthshire".
Sherington, May 2025
Nick Goodall has won innumerable prizes for his poetry, and his work is published widely.
Although almost entirely unknown to over eight billion people worldwide, his poems are known by only marginally fewer.
He considers paid-for competitions evil, draws a crowd, and is competitively priced.
His motto today is “Poems do not have to be profound, or long, and can be funny. Its okay”.
He recently ended a twenty-year relationship with Mark Zuckerberg and asks that you respect his privacy at this time.
Currently clean-shaven, he is apparently invisible, or at least, unrecognisable.