FAQ
Did you write "The St Pancras Prayer"?
Yes, and the revised 'Thanet Parkway' version.
Where can I read your poems?
Facebook. It's easiest.
Do you have a self-published book coming out?
No.
Do you take commissions?
Let's find out.
Pen or keyboard?
I write most often on my phone, then finish on a computer, and print them out.
Are you a tortured soul?
No.
Do your poems always rhyme?
They naturally rhyme in my head most of the time, so especially when performed, the music in the words comes out.
Should other people's poetry rhyme? I don't care. Not my poems. I'm more impressed when they do, though.
What do you think about rap style poetry?
Its mis-spelt.
Why do you publish a poem every few days?
Because I don't like selfies.
What's your favourite poem?
Usually the one I have just written. I love all of my children equally.
How can I book you?
It all starts with the touch of a keyboard...
Who is your favourite poet?
I don't read much poetry, but have soft spots for Pam Ayres, Martin Newell, Spike Milligan, and Clive James.
What's your real name?
Look up
How old are you?
61. 62 by the time I get around to updating this.